Men have an innate urge to find a counter-point.

“Jesus helps those who help themselves.”

“If you were stranded on a desert island with only one eye, which one would you chose?”

“When I was five, I was thinking, ‘Yeah, I remember coming out of the womb.’”

Out of all your time spent at the grocery store, Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” was playing about half of it.

The baby boomers are the worst.

To be as weird as you want, you either need a lot of money or no money.

 

“Only dogs can make movies about dogs.”

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