Men have an innate urge to find a counter-point.
January 27, 2012
“Jesus helps those who help themselves.”
January 25, 2012
“If you were stranded on a desert island with only one eye, which one would you chose?”
January 24, 2012
“When I was five, I was thinking, ‘Yeah, I remember coming out of the womb.’”
January 23, 2012
Out of all your time spent at the grocery store, Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” was playing about half of it.
January 22, 2012
The baby boomers are the worst.
January 21, 2012
To be as weird as you want, you either need a lot of money or no money.
January 19, 2012
“Only dogs can make movies about dogs.”